I need you to understand something before I kill you…I need you to understand why!
People make fun of me. And so what I really need right now is not to be laughed at. Like I’m a joke! Well, I am not and soon the world will know it. Once you’re dead, that is. Then they will have to take me seriously.
So all in all, you’re dying for a good cause. Really. And I…I need the practice as well. Farewell, “friend”. I’m sure you will be rewarded on the other side.
With these thoughts running in my head, I raised the slipper in my hand and brought it down with full force. Ha! Now my wife can’t laugh at me for screaming every time I see a cockroach!
Some cloud humor to celebrate the end of another Friday…
That, or the other person should understand why he is being asked to go to hell. Maybe to rectify. Maybe to find someone he actually clicks with. Maybe to not hate himself based on one person’s opinion.
Or at least, so that he should not wish the same for you…karma’s a b****, even if it doesn’t feel like it yet.
Oh, wait – you’d rather not hurt the other person. Good thinking.
I think I should also stop doing this…
Don’t you worry, Child. Heaven has a plan for you. Calm down and focus. Breathe.
But an untethered camel will wander away. So focus. Breathe. And get off your butt and do something about these ‘plans’!
..and we’re screwed…
I wonder how well this ‘solution’ works.
Source: Funny Flash Fiction
It was only a few hours ago that I was lamenting the fact that I didn’t remember the very awesome blog post idea that I had last night just before I dozed off.
Well, guess what?
I remember. It clicked just now, thanks to a chance dialogue in an episode of That 70’s Show.
But now, on second thought, it wasn’t as awesome as I was making it out to be. Oops!
So there was a reason my brain was blocking that train of thought. I guess some ideas are good only when there isn’t much you can do about them.
I am going to look at the bright side: still got two blog posts out of it…ka-ching!