I’m Sexy And I Know It!

What you sing versus what I hear in my head:  

 A seemingly lame song bashing that is more lame than the song…?

 I would agree wholeheartedly.

And a one, and a two…*hit the music*

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly -Like a G6? Now that would be cool!

I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah – All those girls are wondering whether that’s a jacket or something

This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control – Erm, all the animals at once?

It’s Redfoo with the big ass afro – I wouldn’t have known otherwise.

And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, yo – Um, I will have to take your word for it.

Girl look at that body – Do I have to?

Girl look at that body – But but but…

Girl look at that body – Okay, faaaine!

I work out – Are you the first person to do so? *confused*

Girl look at that body – Didn’t I just look?

Girl look at that body – Oh, aren’t you a persistent little bugger?

Girl look at that body – What part of this don’t you…?

I work out – Ugh!

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see – You better make this plausible…

Everybody stops and they staring at me  – …okay, I take that back…

I got a passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it – Yeah, I wondered what that smell was.

I’m sexy and I know it Whaaa?

I’m sexy and I know it Only you, my friend, only you.

When I’m at the mall, security just can’t fight them off – Some people just like bullshit.

When I’m at the beach, I’m in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks – My dinner just backed up on me; give me a sec.

This is how I roll, come on ladies it’s time to go – Roll away, please!

We headed to the bar, baby don’t be nervous – I’m not nervous; just utterly repulsed.

No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service – They just want you gone quickly and that’s the only way.

Girl look at that body  – You need to listen to me…

Girl look at that body – …seriously…

Girl look at that body – Make me!

I work out – And your point is?

Girl look at that body  – You’re retarded aren’t you?

Girl look at that body  – Yup! I knew it!

Girl look at that body  – It all makes sense now.

I work out – And clearly you missed a few essential etiquette lessons.

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see – Oh mercy! Being blind on top of being retarded would have been really unfortunate.

Everybody stops and they staring at me – Yeah, they’re thinking how you can stand upright with that massive head of yours.

I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it – Dude, you can get arrested for that!

I’m sexy and I know it – Looped cassette?

I’m sexy and I know it – Yeah, looks like it!

I’m sexy and I know it… – Def(rigging)initely!

Check it out – No!

Check it out – F off already, man!

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x4] – Oh God! And I thought Rebecca Black was bad!

Do the wiggle man [x2] – No, I’m fine with the twist, thank you very much.

Yeah I’m sexy and I know it – Not when you’re “wiggling”

Girl look at that body Have you stopped “wiggling”?

Girl look at that body Okay, but what am I looking for?

Girl look at that body Abs? Really?

I work out – Yeap! That is a girls’ first criteria.

Girl look at that body You don’t have anything new, do you?

Girl look at that body Like a stump of a third arm?

Girl look at that body Hmmm, don’t see a stump..

I work out – Oh how original…!

Yeah I’m sexy and I know it! – We all enjoy a little game of pretend. You won’t be packed off to the madhouse for this delusion, no matter how hard I wish for it. Crap!


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8 thoughts on “I’m Sexy And I Know It!

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